universal_cache: stop the write-lock convoy / 100%-CPU spin (observed via pprof: one ServeHTTP goroutine holding c.mu.Lock for hours while 119 requests queued). The per-request populate path (updateLocalCache) PushFronted a duplicate LRU node + overwrote items[key] without removing the prior node; once eviction deleted the key, orphan nodes at Back() were never removable and the eviction loop spun forever under the write lock. Replace the entry in place (mirroring setLocal) and harden evictOldest with a forward-progress guard. Adds universal_cache_orphan_test.go.
telemetry: delete the hand-rolled client; call oss-telemetry v0.2.3 (vendored, Yaegi-safe) directly from New(), once per process via sync.Once.
version: add version.go + workflow-prepare.sh so the release semver is stamped into source at build time (the value cannot be resolved at runtime under Yaegi). dev/source builds keep the 0.0.0-dev sentinel and emit no telemetry.
